The Federal Government To Give $250 To Every Adult?

On a day to be determined the federal government will be giving each and every adult in the country $250 cash.

All you have to do is show up at a designated place that will be determined and mailed to each citizen in the near future.

Upon showing up each individual must show identification and sign a booklet stating they received the money.  

If any individual is unable to show identification that individual can sign a separate piece of paper stating their name and a reason why they could not show proof of identification. That individual will receive a check for $250 that can be cashed through any financial institution after a minimal waiting period to confirm the individual’s identity. 

If any individual is unable to show up at their designated place, they can receive their money by mail after requesting it through the .gov website which is to be determined or by mail or phone.  This information will be sent to each individual at a later date.

Ok, I give up there is no money coming your way.

But seriously, who among you would not show up for $250?

What do you think the turnout would be?

Now get off your couch, quit crying and vote.  No one is prohibiting your vote.  You have all the tools you need.  As a matter of fact it is easier now than it has ever been.

Stand up, tell your President, "I am not a child and I am tired of the lowest common denominator setting the standards by which I must live".