UPDATE, 11:08 a.m. Jan. 25: Police chief Timothy Malley told Lakewood Patch that the woman who made the report about being robbed — the seventh listed item here — made a false police report.
Making a false police report
A man in the 2100 block of Lincoln Avenue was charged with falsifying a police report at around 1:15 a.m. Jan. 18 after he told police that someone broke into his vehicle and stole $28,000. It wasn’t true.
Middle school girl caught with pot
A 14-year old girl at Harding Middle School was caught with a small amount of marijuana — .13 grams — in her pocket at around 11:30 a.m. Jan. 17.
A woman was charged with petty theft after she was caught stealing “several items” from the Future No Future vintage clothing store on Madison Avenue at around 3:30 p.m. Jan. 18.
A man was charged with theft and disorderly conduct after he stole two cases of beer from the BP on Madison Avenue at around 10:30 p.m. Jan. 18.
Passed out drunk, charged
A man who was “passed out” at the CVS Pharmacy on Clifton Boulevard was charged with drug abuse and disorderly conduct at around 2:15 a.m. Jan. 19.
Police and EMS squads responded to the 2000 block of Elbur Avenue where a man “cannot stop vomiting” at around 4 a.m. Jan. 19. Turns out, the man was “highly intoxicated,” and checked out by an EMS crew.
Robbery? Another false report
A woman told police that a man wearing a black ski mask ordered her into his car near the intersection of W. 117th Street and Detroit Avenue and took her to the bank where he demanded that she withdraw money at around 8:30 a.m. Jan. 19. It wasn't true. The Coutant Avenue woman was charged with making a false police report.
A vehicle was stolen in the 2000 block of Waterbury Avenue at around 9 p.m. Jan. 19.
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